"Bless the moment... and the years will be their own blessing. Many of us
live life in a rush because it allows us to believe we are going somewhere."
-Jacob the Baker-


Monday, February 8, 2010

Vaguebooking

If you, like me, have a memory for useless information, you may recall from my post on January 19th that the average secondary student learns 5000 new words every year, while only 200 new words are taught in the school system.  One has to wonder... where do all these new words come from, and won't we ever run out of words to learn?  Nope.  Never.


As for their origins... I have no idea, but here's one of my newest favourite ridiculous linguistic compositions - 


An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.



Mary is: "wondering if it is all worth it"
Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
 Example:
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..." 
Closely related, and also a favourite....


HistrionicsExaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention.
Example:Discussions around the issue have been based as much in histrionics as in history.

2 comments:

Andrea said...

Vaguebooking! I love it! Where did you learn this new word?

Jenni said...

urbandictionary.com... i do not advocate for the regular use of urbandictionary... found it to be somewhat trashy because people can submit new words (also the beauty of the site), so it acts like a facebook wall/discussion board where people can post whatever they think Webster should add to the dictionary. The result is pretty sleazy. I picked up vaguebooking on my first visit and won't likely go back. however... i have come across a few fave street slang dictionaries that i use fairly often. while the definitions may be graphic, they are not unnecessarily crude. http://www.voxcommunications.com/slang11.htm